why girls are like peanut butter!!

Girls are like peanut butter because they are thick, for instance take the classic penaut butter Reeses. This type is particularly thick and remind those of a blonde girl. Then there is the Skippys, a crunchy filled butter with a crunchy tatste, well i think you will find thaat that is the dull, lifeless and useless brain of a blonde woman being tossed around inside its dull useless head. Then there is the new Peter Pan peanut butter, this is a combination of honey and peanut butter, this is the sweet and savoury girls that are pretty on the outside and have a sweet side to them but dont be fooled because they have a kick to them. However, you get the soft, delicate and easy to spread type like Sun Pat, where the girl is actually sweet and kindbut no you, you fucking dumb blonde bitch!! Also man i mean girls like fruit but wtf is all the shiz about putting bannas with peanut butter, this applys to fit girls who are that dumb they date a total monger, i mean peanut butter gowes with jelly dude so that means the girl goes out with someone who is resonably good looking, like duhh??